BREAKING- Android 10 for the S9+Note9 release/shocking new development!

[CHMultimedia]

Important new development in the long-awaited update. As I checked FOTA today, I have noticed something troubling. Some will find this news rejuvenating, others will be deeply affected. As this is very important news, I highly recommend you to sit down and cease everything else you were doing. Yes, this news is that much shocking. Younger people in the audience should also seek the help and support of a parent or guardian.

It is clear that as we speak right now, the update is closer to release than it ever was. In fact, by the time you finished reading this, the update is one whole minute closer to release. This amazing new trick works infinitely. Indeed, you may read this over and over again, which will make the update closer to release each and every time. This revolutionary trick was discovered by yours truly while checking FOTA a few seconds ago, earning this post a well deserved BREAKING title. Though if you apply this trick all the time, there might be more than just this news that'd be breaking up...

[CHMultimedia]

I certainly hope so. I just want to pair my Switch Pro controller with my phone and tablet so I can play real games on the go. Ah, imagine playing Mario Kart 7 instead of that lazy cash-grab abomination MKTour. Or real Pokémon instead of Masters. Otherwise I don't care about this update

[theonecid]

What?? we can pair a Switch pro controller with our phone?? how? I have one too.

[CHMultimedia]

With Android 10, the Bluetooth stack has native support for the Switch Pro controller

[mytech]

Everyone knows the farther you are from gravity the faster time changes, the gps satellites are corrected daily for this 🙃🤙👍don't live in a high rise building bc you will age faster, I'm serious this is not a tinfoil hat moment lol
https://youtu.be/wFNO2sSW-mU
So if we could place these Samsung coders somewhere away from a heavy gravity black hole it would seem the update come quicker to us🤪
There's some real science here 🙈

[Montreal1]

So, what I understand, some people will stay up all night to check if the update is there at midnight and if not they'll start crying and complaining all night and day tomorrow on this site and allover the Internet... about not getting their new toy on schedule.

[mytech]

Yes but if the coders were far away from that black hole, their whole night would only be minutes or seconds or milliseconds for us 🤣🙃🤙👍
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_time_dilation

[fuggyr]

Montreal1 yes we will because guess what, its been delayed long enough now. S9 is def not a "new" toy. Oh i hope you answer 😘

[CHMultimedia]

Alright let's start a crowdfunding campaign. We'll pay the impatient people a ticket to board on the next rocket ship. We could probably strike a deal with SpaceX or Boeing on their next flight...

[GNote10plus]

Ahhh...Relativity!!!🤣🤣🤣

[Montreal1]

@fuggyr: I have 2 S9 and their working very well and for the «toy» I was talking about the Android 10 update.