Important new development in the long-awaited update. As I checked FOTA today, I have noticed something troubling. Some will find this news rejuvenating, others will be deeply affected. As this is very important news, I highly recommend you to sit down and cease everything else you were doing. Yes, this news is that much shocking. Younger people in the audience should also seek the help and support of a parent or guardian.
It is clear that as we speak right now, the update is closer to release than it ever was. In fact, by the time you finished reading this, the update is one whole minute closer to release. This amazing new trick works infinitely. Indeed, you may read this over and over again, which will make the update closer to release each and every time. This revolutionary trick was discovered by yours truly while checking FOTA a few seconds ago, earning this post a well deserved BREAKING title. Though if you apply this trick all the time, there might be more than just this news that'd be breaking up...
