Pro tip#285. Don't drop device in any other way than described in owners manual, dropping the phone not only means that you need to shout to be heard by person on the phone you also need to bend over to pick it up and then, yes then when you have bent over and you are yelling you discover that you now own a phone with broken screen. Btw, i have taken legal ownership of the above advice and as you have now read the advice you have obtained my intellectual property. If you choose to accept my advice and not drop phone you will be billed for the service. Now I should warn you that the bill will far exceed the cost of two new phones but that is hardly the point is it? The main directive here us to give me money, lotsa lotsa money. Thankyou for using my service and please, Please come again
