As if Samsung couldn't break these themes any more, now they break your phone! Yayy...
After I updated the themes and then reapplied them. I pressed the power button then pressed it again to see the lockscreen andddd...... that's when my phone went into an eternal limbo. The screen was black and the only thing I could see was the status bar kept popping in and going away until the phone eventually turned itself off. The phone rebooted itself enough times to the point where it went into a weird recovery screen where it gave me three options, one of which was to go into safe mode. So I did and holy crap, it fixed my phone!
From there I experimented with different themes, those worked perfectly fine. So it seems that the only logical conclusion here is... The themes that Samsung makes are broken! So now I have to use the default theme until they fix them if I want a usable phone.
